(Noun) 1. The earliest known form of a womb of the endangered species of Sequoia Monkey. Also known as the the acronym SMV.
(Noun) 2. A person that has his/her head inserted into his/her or his/her signifigant others anus.
(Verb) 1. The act of becoming sexually arosed by one's own bowel movement (number 2) and then using said bowel movement as the means of lubrication in the process of sexually pleasing one's self. Then sometimes they eat it... hard.
(Noun) 2. A person that has his/her head inserted into his/her or his/her signifigant others anus.
(Verb) 1. The act of becoming sexually arosed by one's own bowel movement (number 2) and then using said bowel movement as the means of lubrication in the process of sexually pleasing one's self. Then sometimes they eat it... hard.
Amanda is a real Sequoia Monkey Vagina cuz she's always got her head up in her own anus, yo!
Snap, Amanda totally just Sequoia Monkey-ed her vagina after that nasty Dos Amigo's shit that stunk up my bathroom.
Snap, Amanda totally just Sequoia Monkey-ed her vagina after that nasty Dos Amigo's shit that stunk up my bathroom.
by Anpherny September 3, 2006
Get the Sequoia Monkey Vaginamug. The long, tall, relatively giant, male sex organ with a length proper for dime piece and 5 star trick. Many lesser ho will experience ejaculation to merely a branch of the Giant General Sherman Sequoia.
by kariusvega October 31, 2011
Get the Giant General Sherman Sequoiamug. National Sequoia Appreciation Day is September 19th. NSAD is a day to appreciate anybody or anything in your life that relates to Sequoia Trees or just the word Sequoia in general.
by Registered Internet Felon September 19, 2023
Get the National Sequoia Appreciation Daymug. Toyota's biggest SUV, based on the Tundra and now in its third generation. Mostly a US market model, though the Middle East did get it for a hot minute. This thing is an inferior Land Cruiser. Still reliable and still a solid option, but my God if it doesn't look like the unholy love child between a Tundra, a 4Runner, and a Land Cruiser. Need the space? Get a Sienna instead. Need the off-road chops? Land Cruiser is where to go. Still a better option than any of the domestics, and since they depreciate quicker than the LC, they are actually accessible to mere mortals.
The Toyota Sequoia is the Land Cruiser's chain-smoking, pitbull-owning, country music-blasting redneck cousin.
by henry1272838442 February 22, 2025
Get the Toyota Sequoiamug. by Jimmy Valentine September 18, 2023
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Get the sequoiamug. 