Semestinator

Someone who waits until the end of the quarter or semester to submit all his work.

Ricardo is such a semestinator that even though he is brilliant he has a 64 in the class.

by Master semestinator May 3, 2014

Sementing

To sement -- to masturbate at, while thinking of, looking at, or otherwise picturing a certain person or thing.

Pronounced like "cement."

Examples:
"I semented Trisha last night."
"I saw some guy on the train earlier; he was just staring and sementing me."

by Al Gourd December 7, 2018

Sementa

When someone mixes cement with their semen in order to create an extra hard liquid

I just realized how retarded Jack is
I know, he makes sementa in his free time

by anonymous November 14, 2021

Sebantika

lmao

Sebantika is a lmao person lmao

by naagin6969 November 23, 2021

simantika

some book obssesed loser. no friends

She must be a simantika

by The coolest person on here September 29, 2022

Serentia

Serentia can be a bitch, and she knows it, but she has a mind of a 3 year old which makes everything okay cos she manages to make it cute. She loves to be right and will do most things to prove a point, some people think that Serentia swallowed a dictionary when she was 3 as she loves to use unnecessarily large words to make people around her seem stupid. She is a good friend and people like Serentia are great therapists even though they should be in therapy themselves. She is a great friend but once you have one she isn’t going anywhere. 🙃

Serentia x

by Dave Byers xx October 10, 2022

Serentia

Serentia is a b1txh and she knows that she is, but it’s fine cos she has a mindset of a 5 year old w adhd which always just makes her seem cute in serious situations. She makes a great therapist for her Friends even tho she should be in therapy herself and it always ready to stop her best friend from being hit by a car when crossing a road. She always likes to be right and some people think that she swallowed a dictionary when she was 3 as she loves to use unnecessarily large words and make the people around her seem stupid when they don’t know the definitions. Serentias are great human radiators as they let of enough body heat to heat a house, and their constantly different coloured hair is one of their best features. People who have a Serentia are lucky as although she can be mean she is the best hugger you will ever find when she gives you a proper people hugs and is one of the most adorable, childish and funnest people you will ever meet. Serentia will always be there for you, even though tends to have a fuxked up sleep schedule. And if u have a Serentia, you will not be able to get rid of her even if u tried.

Love u SerenTia x

by Dave Byers xx October 10, 2022