Selfy

To use ones own reflection as a masturbatory aide.

A narcissistic act of self-abuse.

"I was so angry with the world I went home and had a selfy."

by Mr Weaven February 19, 2010

Selfy Welfy

A guy who is obsessed with Starcraft and Call of Duty. He loves the Florida State Seminoles and has a pet tiger named Howard.

Selfy Welfy says biyahhh!!

by SEEEEELF April 20, 2011

Selflatio

Giving yourself fellatio, AKA giving yourself a blow job

I just fixed my RDP licencing problems. Now I can perform selflatio

by yo-Itsme February 19, 2019

selfy-steam

An expensive latte coffee bought to make a person feel better about their suckish life.

Kate and Lydia took me to Starbucks for a selfy-steam to cheer me up after my boyfriend dumped me.

by starkravingmadMommy November 21, 2010

Selflish

An action that someone does completely with their own self-interest in mind, but they try to convince you they did it your benefit.

"Hey I know you need to start your diet so I ate all your junk food."
"Wow... very selflish of you."

by sj_stock May 11, 2018

Sellyu

I am feeling postive today

I am feeling sellyu today

by Lildickgirl66 September 27, 2018

Selfline

A woman who is so pretty and beautiful she makes everything funny and can make u smile anytime she has a extremely large ass too

Dang look at Selfline’s ass

by Zaleena m February 14, 2019