Seort

Expressing grief, regret or mourning.

"darn the seort feeling right now, it will consume me in the end"

by Swift~ June 2, 2008

scortin

going on backpage.com or other seedy places to solicit prostitution

I was on backpage scortin all night.

by Gookula January 8, 2012

scortch

an insult; like a burn but cooler
if this insult is responded to with another insult it is refered to as a "boomerang scortch"

Jimmy: "Hector your mom's the size of Texas"
On-looker: "Scortch!"
Hector: "Your mom's SLEPT with all of Texas"
On-looker: "Boomerang scortch!"

by Kinda Cool January 24, 2006

g-scort

A ford escort that has either been pimped out or completely run in the ground. take it either way.

thats a g-scort right there.
or
you drivin that g-scort?

by codeman_11901 December 9, 2008

scortchycle

An event consisting of a gathering of men who are brought together for the express purpose of drinking scotch on the porch, and who have utilized a bicycle as the sole means of transportation to or from the event. Commonly, the host of the event is unable to leave the premises due to a parental obligation to the sleeping infant(s) within the home.

As his wife was away on business, Mike invited some friends to a scortchycle at his home, rather than rouse the children from their beds.

by Darin Norman October 17, 2007

seconttlies

making out with a girl after settly; denoting a girls lips as tainted or reminiscent of the predecessor, settly, making your kiss subordinate or inferior in position

"Wait, that means you have seconttlies bro..."

by duriann March 18, 2008

Scortch Muffinz

After eating spicy foreign food, your butthole will burn when you do #2. Scortch Muffinz is a descriptive word describing this.

After eating spicy indian food, Jonny had some bad scortch muffinz.

by c0maVT January 5, 2010