This is the most redneck town in VA.
All boys talk about on the bus is what wheels they put on their 4 wheelers and the girls either don't have any fashion sense at all and just wear stinky t shirts and jeans or they're wiggers or they don't bathe and always smell really bad.
Being a prep at heart and not being able to go all the way with in this town is very heartbreaking. For example if I wore a pair of capris with whales embroidered on them, every kid in my school would make fun of me.
It is so sad.
These people are also very mean.
They can't try to be sophisticated at all. Again, I cry to myself. I swear, I am living in the wrong place. I should be living in williamsburg, VA, which is the best town in the country, not to mention the world!!
But yes seaford is a place where people always talk about going to the huge Baptist church, even when they're not Baptist, just so they can hear the latest gossip.
It is also a place where there are the popular cheerleaders and losers, goths, exc., but it is not sophisticated enough to have real preps (which is so sad!)
It is also a place where people hang out at the Seaford Country Market, which is owned by a fat, arrogant man who has a fat arrogant son who rides my bus and always pushes me out of his way when I'm in his flipping (excuse my french) way!
All boys talk about on the bus is what wheels they put on their 4 wheelers and the girls either don't have any fashion sense at all and just wear stinky t shirts and jeans or they're wiggers or they don't bathe and always smell really bad.
Being a prep at heart and not being able to go all the way with in this town is very heartbreaking. For example if I wore a pair of capris with whales embroidered on them, every kid in my school would make fun of me.
It is so sad.
These people are also very mean.
They can't try to be sophisticated at all. Again, I cry to myself. I swear, I am living in the wrong place. I should be living in williamsburg, VA, which is the best town in the country, not to mention the world!!
But yes seaford is a place where people always talk about going to the huge Baptist church, even when they're not Baptist, just so they can hear the latest gossip.
It is also a place where there are the popular cheerleaders and losers, goths, exc., but it is not sophisticated enough to have real preps (which is so sad!)
It is also a place where people hang out at the Seaford Country Market, which is owned by a fat, arrogant man who has a fat arrogant son who rides my bus and always pushes me out of his way when I'm in his flipping (excuse my french) way!
Boy 1: Are goin' to the Cu'ntry market tonight?
Girl 1: Yeah, baby. I'll be there. Are ya gonna bring yo fo' wheela?!
Boy 1: Yeah, and we'll go ridin' through Seafo'd on it.
Girl 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Yeah!
Girl 1: Yeah, baby. I'll be there. Are ya gonna bring yo fo' wheela?!
Boy 1: Yeah, and we'll go ridin' through Seafo'd on it.
Girl 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Yeah!
by A suffering prep in a redneck-hick town February 22, 2005
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The seaford beast is the center of a popular urban legend in Yorktown Va. Seaford, a large suburban area in York county which is mostly low lying marshland with neighborhoods in between is reportedly where the beast lives. It has been described as the size of a large dog but with many features that cannot be attributed to any domestic animal. It hunts small animals and children but has rarely been known to prowl neighborhoods in the open. A strictly nocturnal creature it is always seen at night either in or near woods. The real identity of the beast is most likely a large feral dog or bobcat, but a positive identification has yet to be made.
Josh- hey man, you wouldnt believe what happened last night!
jim- what?
Josh- me and frank were walking through some woods in seaford last night and got chased by the SEAFORD BEAST!
jim- Holy Crap, your lucky to be alive, next time you do that kinda thing, i would bring a 12 gauge or something, and even that is no sure protection against THE BEAST.
jim- what?
Josh- me and frank were walking through some woods in seaford last night and got chased by the SEAFORD BEAST!
jim- Holy Crap, your lucky to be alive, next time you do that kinda thing, i would bring a 12 gauge or something, and even that is no sure protection against THE BEAST.
by the seaford beast hunter June 25, 2008
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Get the Seaworld mug.Name of a town on Long Island that is often forgotten about. Sandwiched between two classier towns (Wantagh and Massapequa), Seaford boasts a community of people who likely procrastinate putting engines in their vehicles, almost always a Ford Lightning. Seafordians on the south shore often own multiple boats and lifted trucks, as the streets tend to flood. Legend has it that many of the men are cursed with inexplicably inferior genitalia.
Guy: Hey, the realtor called, mentioned an open house in Seaford, what should I tell her?
Girl: Fuck that! Seaford needs to get its shit together and extend the 135 across the Long Island Sound!
Girl: Fuck that! Seaford needs to get its shit together and extend the 135 across the Long Island Sound!
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Stepping foot in this school grantees one of two things happening.
1. you instantly cop a shitty mullet
2. you instantly cop barcodes on the wrists and chop your dick off.
Stepping foot in this school grantees one of two things happening.
1. you instantly cop a shitty mullet
2. you instantly cop barcodes on the wrists and chop your dick off.
"Damn he's hot as fuck" "Jennifer, he goes to Seaford Secondary College, avoid it girl. He's either gay or eshay"
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The C-word, She-who-shall-not-be-named, Ocean Karen
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