back seat bitch

An individual in a group of three who is forced to sit alone in the back seat of a vehicle.

Sorry Frank, Jimmy got shotgun. You have to be the back seat bitch.

by Gleasonator August 3, 2011

back seat pilot

Someone who has no qualifications to fly an aircraft but pretends to know a lot more than the pilot himself.

Mark: Oh look how he had a sharp turn upon approach.

John: boy shut up and stop being a back seat pilot.

by Ms Chai August 30, 2017

back-seat-google

When someone criticizes the way you Google something.

"Why are you searching like that!? You should type in this..."
"Stop being such a back-seat-googler

by Alex December 5, 2014

back seat tease

A member of the opposite sex, who will flirt a lot, but only put out a little, without giving it up. Will get you in the back seat of the car, but will put the breaks on after a few minutes. See tease.

Mike is such a back seat tease. He talks a good game, but never puts out.

by BarneyStinsonEsq July 15, 2015

back seat driver

someone who tells their partner what to do during intercourse simular to moaner, screamer, name caller

Mary: HARDER HARDER FASTER SOFTER
John: ^_^ knew shed be a name back seat driver

by emmanem June 26, 2005

Back seat of a camaro

a pretty common place to fuck.

“To put you at ease, we have recreated the most common spawning locations of your species. You may choose either, the back seat of a Camaro, an airplane bathroom, a friend’s wedding, or the alley behind a porno theater.” – Kodos

"Lisa's in the back seat of a camaro getting fingered by some guy who's never gonna call her again cause she threw up while she came." – Dov

by randomguy908727 August 16, 2011

Back Seat Driver

While having sex in the doggy style position, the girl reaches back in-between her legs and plays with the guys balls.

1- "Dude she gave me the Back Seat Driver last night"

2- "Nice! How was it?"

1- "She totally caught me by surprise and made me cum. It was bossy!"

by Noodle_Lips June 2, 2011