sandology

The study of sand, surf, beaches, waves, water, shells, flotsam, jetsam, dunes, the coast, and the seaside. A never-ending course in the University of Life.

"What are you doing today?"

"I'm studying sandology"

"You mean you're going to the beach?"

"Um, well, er, yes!"

by beachcomber October 14, 2012

Swagtology

The basis and origin of swag

Sally is so annoying, she is kind of like swagtology.
She has a lot of swag in her life, she is kind of like swagtology.
Sam is swagtology.

by Jellybean and Nate July 9, 2013

santalogy

A word coined in the tv series eureka.

The study of santa claus. The myths, the science, the lore, magic etc. surrounding santa claus. Santalogy is psudo-science out to prove the exsistance of santa, explain the miracles and how he does he performs on christmas eve.

Ive been in the upper atmosphere all day mate, pioneering the field of santalogy

by Theamazinggeek June 12, 2018

Skuntology

The study of shuntholery/ skuntholes

I am the President of capital skuntology

by Minister Of Capital Skuntology May 9, 2024

sandology

the study of previous questions and graduating with high GPA and the knowledge of a donkey

"How are you studying for the prosthodontic exam?"

"I am studying sands (short for sandology"

by Dentistweeb August 23, 2025

Statology

The study of states as systems of power using Sovietological methods: analyzing how states maintain legitimacy, manage internal dissent, project force, and reproduce their governing elites. Statology treats states not as neutral arbiters but as organizations with their own interests, internal factions, and ritualized procedures. It examines the security apparatus, the bureaucracy, the legal system, and the educational system as interlocking mechanisms of control. Unlike traditional political science, statology assumes opacity and deception as normal features of state behavior, requiring the interpretive skills of the Kremlinologist.

Example: “His statology of the US national security state showed how ‘emergency powers’ have become permanent, creating a parallel government that operates outside constitutional checks—a state within the state.”

by Abzugal April 2, 2026