friend: hey, do you watch seagoll?
me: no, I prefer to watch stuff I haven’t seen a million times before
me: no, I prefer to watch stuff I haven’t seen a million times before
by offbrandsam August 6, 2020
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me: nah I prefer to watch stuff I haven’t already seen a million times before
me: nah I prefer to watch stuff I haven’t already seen a million times before
by offbrandsam August 6, 2020
Get the seagoll mug.Someone who claims proficiency in a multitude of subjects with absolutely no evidence in said subjects. Such as martial arts, academic fields and sports
They say stuff like this so that they can seem more credible especially when in arguments or simple discussion, however no one actually believes them and they come across like basements dwelling virgins like Steven Seagal.
They say stuff like this so that they can seem more credible especially when in arguments or simple discussion, however no one actually believes them and they come across like basements dwelling virgins like Steven Seagal.
Bill: I have spent many years studying martial arts and boxing do you really want to fight me?
Frank: Shut up Bill you have Steven Seagal Syndrome
Frank: Shut up Bill you have Steven Seagal Syndrome
by Ted H (not ted K :( ) May 10, 2023
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A line from any steven seagal movie
Villian: Ha Ha My plan is almost complete
Seagal: mmm mmmmm mm mm huuuh mmm huuuhhh mmm huuhhh
Seagal proceeds to beat up villian very slowly
Villian: Ha Ha My plan is almost complete
Seagal: mmm mmmmm mm mm huuuh mmm huuuhhh mmm huuhhh
Seagal proceeds to beat up villian very slowly
by ric flair August 8, 2006
Get the Steven Seagal mug.1) A goat that prefers to swim in the water with flippers, snorkel, scuba mask and wet suit over living on the farm.
2) A hideously unattractive woman who's residence is either above a dive bar, or in the dive bar itself; seagoats are often accompanied by warts, missing/blackened teeth, flabby and greasy skin, drip drop tits, and a pussy that would cause a man to contemplate suicide if he were to view it
2) A hideously unattractive woman who's residence is either above a dive bar, or in the dive bar itself; seagoats are often accompanied by warts, missing/blackened teeth, flabby and greasy skin, drip drop tits, and a pussy that would cause a man to contemplate suicide if he were to view it
After seeing the drunk seagoat sprawled out naked on the bathroom floor, Ted decided at that moment that it was time to die.
by El Guy November 19, 2005
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Get the seagaled mug.A highly unattractive woman, beastly in proportion. Wears name brand clothes and comfy pants. Can usually be found rolling around on a floor. Uses text messaging abreviations in place of normal conversation.
Seagoats are known to participate in illegal and sexual acts at a young age.
Seagoats are known to participate in illegal and sexual acts at a young age.
"That chick is a total Seagoat. Did you see her rolling on the floor?"
"Yeah, she almost gave me a handjob."
"Yeah, she almost gave me a handjob."
by Totes McSeagoats April 29, 2010
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