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Seaside Steamer

This starts off with two individuals, traditionally one male and one female (because that's the way God intended it to be). While in the process of prairie dogging, the girl proceeds to stroke the freely flowing excrement with her toungue and/or any part of her mouth.

This term was coined on January 3rd, 2010.

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While brushibg her teeth, Snooki was on the receiving end of a Seaside Steamer from The Situation.
by thebrownbomber January 2, 2010
mugGet the Seaside Steamermug.

Seaside Town

A shithole like Blackpool or Brighton that lies beside the sea, where dog shit and toilet paper litters the 'award winning beaches' and dogs with eyes missing roam the boardwalks.
''Missus wants to go to a Seaside Town with SAGA.''
by Newky Broon January 7, 2012
mugGet the Seaside Townmug.

Seaside Brunch Buffet

A sex move in which someone dumps a tray of watery scrambled eggs onto a nude woman's lap and then eats the breakfast off her tuna fish laden cunt.
Jimmy was late for work and had eaten but was so horny he dumped his breakfast in Judy's lap and had a Seaside brunch buffet. Good old Jimmy killed two birds with one stone.
by Pork Feinstein August 14, 2009
mugGet the Seaside Brunch Buffetmug.

faded seaside glamour

delays album. Released 5th April in the UK.
You really should buy this great album when it comes out.
by Pete March 7, 2004
mugGet the faded seaside glamourmug.

Seaside Throat

Seaside throat is a condition that has recently found it’s way to Atlanta, Georgia, as well as some parts of South Alabama. Seaside Throat symptoms consists of coughing, soreness/redness/ swelling of the throat, and a scratchy voice. It is highly contagious, so if you have been near someone who has gone to seaside within the last 8 weeks you could very likely get it. While scientists are still trying to figure out it’s exact cause, it is rumored to be at least one of the following: excessive drinking, throwing up because of said drinking, smoking of any kind, and most of all: giving the most vicious hottest slobber tongue twisty double decker lips-over-teeth h3@d to Florida boys.
Girl 1: damn my throat sorta hurts, maybe I have a cold
Girl 2: no honey you jsut came from seaside… remeber what you did to get that alc? You definitely have Seaside Throat.
by Yeswestillhateyou October 27, 2021
mugGet the Seaside Throatmug.
What ever happens in seaside Florida should and will stay in seaside Florida forever.
"I got this girl pregnant in seaside Florida what do I do"
"What happens in seaside stays in seaside"
by Jackobeast256 September 27, 2021
mugGet the What happens in seaside stays in seasidemug.

seaside ting

They way people (mainly chavs) from Blackpool present themselves or act. Also a common phrase used my Afghan Dan.
Bloke 1 - "Oi whats that donny over there doing bruv?"
Bloke 2 - "Howay hes on a seaside ting init"
mugGet the seaside tingmug.

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