seemonster

A good looking person that many people are attracted to. They are called a seemonster because no one can tame them or put them on a leash.

Carl is a seemonster

by roanck November 7, 2008

shamonster

(or "shamons†er") A fan of both Michael Jackson and Lady GaGa. Therefore, shamone + little monsters = shamonster.

You're a shamonster.

by Not Your Babe July 23, 2010

seamonster

1. Form of sexual deviancy in which one of the male gender encounters an attractive female on the street during a rainy night, throws her down in a puddle, and rapes her. This is generally frowned upon by anyone residing north of the mason-dixon line. Elsewhere, however, not so much.
2. My dick

1. I was walking home from work the other night when I seamonstered this chick. She totally wanted it.
2. When she caught up with me afterward, she butchered my seamonster. Go figure.

by codgermayne May 4, 2009