honey-glazed scrumptious pussy

A vagina that is so sweet and tight, that it would make you call up your girl and be like

"Hey, what's good?
"Sorry I'm never comin' home I'ma stay for good"
Then hang the phone up, and proceed to lay the wood. Such pussy is so tight that you might even come fast, like 9-1-1 in white neighborhoods.

Research says that a 'honey-glazed scrumptious pussy' will never stink, and never get wide either.

Zeeshan - I want to lick Pranay's honey-glazed scrumptious pussy so fucking bad.

John - I had sex with Joanna last night, she had that honey-glazed scrumptious pussy no cap. I became a changed man after that night.

by senpaikee February 17, 2022

scrumptious diddly doo

what the wine cone is.

the wine cone is scrumptious diddly doo

by beeeekahhrr September 13, 2006

Yum Yum Yum Scrum Scrum Scrumptious

A word to use when something is too convenient or good.

I slept very yum yum yum scrum scrum scrumptious last night

by KoufaxIsNotASIMP.com April 30, 2020

hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me

your mom

Jack : OMG! Guess who’s the hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me?
Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!

by ghostngoose February 3, 2022

Scrumptious

It's an adorable adjective that means "delicious". I love using it because it gives me character

"It was a truly scrumptious cake"

by Talkinginworldlanguage June 12, 2018

Scrumptious Hands

The art of duel wielding with an item of fried food in each hand. Similar to the New Zealand tradition of Scrumpy hands (The act of taping a bottle of scrumpy to each hand until finished)

"Bro, that chick over there is playing scrumptious hands"
"She seems like my kind of lady"

by ChizWhiz March 23, 2019

truly scrumptious

Truly scrumptious is when something is amazing, normally used when trying to be fancy.

Now that shirt is truly scrumptious!

by monkeysade August 18, 2019