scrumple

A rave in the west country of England (preferably somerset or Devon), usually to the musical stylings of the wurzels or similar.

"Dave, you coming to the scrumple tonight?
"I can't Terry, I'm bulling my luvver tonight, I'm right plimming up!

"That scrumple last night was bitchin', I were proper fucked on scrumpy"

by scrumbler May 20, 2014

scrumplorious

Something that is gloriously scrumptious

When I tasted her chocolate cake with ganache I thought it was beyond delicious. Scrumplorious, gloriously scrumptious, was the only way to adequately describe it, as the heavens opened up and God himself smiled upon me as I basked in its glorious scrumptiousness.

by Wheathead November 29, 2017

Alge Crumpler

The vagina of an 83 year old woman.

Your grandma has a dusty Alge Crumpler.

by sswn, tlhe October 13, 2009

cincinnati scrambler

When you put your fingers in someone's ass and then put them in their mouth.

He loved how much she moaned with pleasure when he gave her a Cincinnati scrambler

by Nickityalan April 8, 2016

bum scruffler

max

max is a fat bum scruffler

by max4689 January 10, 2022

Texas Organ Scrambler

A well-endowed Texan.

Everything is bigger in Texas, they say, and this beefcake was certainly no exception. I am pretty sure I got served by the Texas Organ Scrambler.

by postwarbrit June 21, 2021

testicle ticklin' scrotum scrambler

One who creates a funny feeling in another's scrotum by lightly tickling said subject's testicles.

She goes far beyond just giving good head or a great handjob. That girl's a straight testicle ticklin' scrotum scrambler.

by Nickdawgus May 11, 2006