screeneeo

A person that uses his or her screen too much.

He's a screeneeo. He uses his screen every hour of the day.

by Why@? March 3, 2021

Fucking Screener

Humans who can't stop fucking with, texting/looking at, their smart phone screen.

Texting while walking the Fucking Screener landed a face plant off the curb he could not see.

Screeners sit in the same room with each other and text instead of talking to each other.

Screaners are the worst to date.

by Blue Sparks January 8, 2013

Screendoor

A very easily to get woman who gets around a bit
OR and nice insult

Ummm.... one Miss Hayley T

by Tom Stallard February 20, 2003

Screener

Any video gamer that looks upon another player’s screen in order to gain an advantage by seeing where they are and what they are doing. One acceptable reprisal for this atrocious deed is a lengthy tea-bagging after the player’s character is killed.

My brother, the screener, tried to cheat at Halo 3 by looking at my screen so I tea-bagged his character.

by Jay Ru November 26, 2007

California Screendoor

Putting those little screenthingies from a screendoor over your partner's face, then shitting and throwing up repeatedly on it so little droplets go through. Works well if you drink epicac and eat laxitives before doing this. Use lots of lubrication. Don't ask why.

I totally did a california screendoor on my chihuahua yesterday. Her begging for mercy was music to my ears!

by Sukikeri August 28, 2010

screendreamer

n. a person who lacks professional experience and education in creative writing, usually unsuccessful in a non-related profession, but has a desire get into the Hollywood system and figures the best way in is to write and sell a screenplay.

GUY: Two years out here and not one audition, Ma.

GUY'S MOM: Don't let 'em get ya down, hon. You're a great talker. Why don't you show them that first-half of a sci-fi movie you wrote in high school?

GUY: Good point, Ma. I keep forgetting how easy it is to be a screendreamer out here. Thanks!

GUY'S MOM: That's my boy. Fake it till ya make it.

by 818-adjacent January 22, 2011

Screenery

The view you can see behind the attendees of a video call.

I spent most of the call checking out their screenery rather than listening to what they were saying

They couldn't have thought much about their screenery before they sat there to join the meeting

Before you comment on my wallpaper you need to sort your own screenery out mate

Liking your screenery pal

by HA1L5 February 17, 2021