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scrambled eggs

While a female gives oral pleasure to a man, the gentleman pulls his tool from her oral cavity before ejaculating. He then proceeds to place his scrotum in her mouth and alternately slaps her cheeks while performing a celebratory cry similar to an Indian woman.
I gave my 'ol lady some scrambled eggs last night.
by gumby40oz April 12, 2006
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Scrambled Eggs

The wrinkled, fried appearance of a chick's nipples after she has been tanning a lot.
"Man, I'd love to see her topless!"
"No way dude, the fake-n-bake gave her scrambled eggs."
by Pimp Jude January 20, 2007
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scrambled eggs

Spitting thouroughly on the vagina, so it looks foamy, then "tinkling" into the spit to make it yellowish. OR, eating out using so much saliva while she urinates, so that a thick yellowish foam develops on her vagina. Hard scrambled eggs is when after making the yellowish foamy substance ontop of the vagina, he drives himself into her, usually either missionary style or with her on top.
My friend got tired of eating so much tossed salad, he and his girlfriend got adventurous and had some soft scrambled eggs.
by Dell Dimen January 16, 2007
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scrambled egg

When a chick is polishing a dude's knob and he jizzes in her ear, and then he rubs it profusely up and down.
Matt gave Kiera a nasty scrambled egg, and then she shit on his face.
by Shakira Jones April 16, 2006
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Scrambled Eggs

The wrinkled, fried appearance of a chick's nipples after she has been tanning a lot.
"Man, that chick has a nice rack and a great tan."
"Nah, the fake-and-bake gave her scrambled eggs."
by Pimp Jude December 13, 2008
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Making Scrambled Eggs

Intercourse resulting in pregnancy; The mixing of male sperm and female eggs, causing a fetus to form.
"Did you hear that Brad And Stacey where making scrambled eggs last week?"

"Yep! It must have been a real shock to Stacy's parents when they found out she was pregnant"
by SlavicLegs June 23, 2020
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scrambled egg

for one to puke egg like quantites from the mouth from drinking alcoholic beverages!
SCRAMMBBBLLLEEEE EEEGGGGGGGGGGG
in other words scrambled egg
by leftie!! March 27, 2009
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