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Gooch scoot boogie (GSB)

Similar to the infamous Arabian goggles. Place testicles over victim's passed out closed eyes, dick on forehead while in the crab-walk position. Scoot the gooch across victim's nose while laughing hysterically, let out a forced wet fart as your asshole passes over victims nose, then boogie on out crab-walking.
You should have seen the look on Jeff's face when he realized that Cody had just done the Gooch scoot boogie (GSB) on him seconds before he came to due to vibrating nostrils, priceless.
by Creamofyoda January 31, 2009
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Big Daddy Scoot

Noun - A person with intense levels of beastitude and/or physical prowess in regards to other humans. Normal catch phrases include, but are not limited to, "I do what I want" and "All I do is win." Not to be confused with BDS or Bush Derangement Syndrome.
That guy has a 42 inch vertical and an eight pack. They don't call him Big Daddy Scoot for no reason.
by BigDaddyScoot July 1, 2010
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noot and scoot

An act typically carried out by a true savage where one ejaculates in or on a female and leaves within sixty seconds without even a courteous farewell. The female is never contacted again and is caught off guard as they were expecting a relationship.
Friend 1: "Yo I heard you hit Bridgette with a noot and scoot."

Friend 2: "Yeah man, I peaced outta there real quick after cumming on her face."

Friend 3: "savage moves only"
by Savage6969696969 January 20, 2017
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pit scoot

Noob: Hey fellas! Wanna ride some pit scoots on this glorious day?

Pro: *facepalm*
by Mr. Robuhskooskee April 11, 2009
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poot and scoot

To fart and then run at first smell
Man I completely executed the perfect poot and scoot.
by Sir Thomas Allen March 28, 2009
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poot n scoot

verb. the act of breaking wind and moving from that place before teh smell is detectable.
I totally just pooted n scooted in the hallway.

That was a sick poot n scoot.
by Ralf April 25, 2005
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root 'n' scoot

To take a member of the opposite sex home for a night of passion (to root) and leaving straight away in the morning, never to have anything more (or at least nothing more sexual) to do with that person ever again (scoot).
Mick: So are you going to go out with her?
Furby: No I just want a root 'n' scoot
by Furby July 23, 2005
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