schwengel

German slang word for penis. Mostly used in the area around Baden-Württemberg.

Hans hat einen großen Schwengel.

Hans has a big Schwengel.

by Ze Real German December 1, 2020

Schlegel

An employee’s stupidity or sense of entitlement ultimately leading to the Company’s or their own demise.

You guys know why Rich didn’t show up for work tonight? I don’t know, maybe his ass got Schlegeled....

by Tiger Bisking October 27, 2021

schwigel

Short sassy little white girl

Wow she’s such a schwigel so sassy

by Hidsjakjake January 18, 2023

schweegles

Jayden, Pj, and Allie’s group chat (Allie was high and thought it was funny)

“Oh god she named the group chat ‘schweegles’. Whose going to tell her it’s not funny”

by alliessunflowers August 21, 2024

Schlegel Baby

When a customer walks into a place of business and screams "SCHLEGEL BABY" to a grown adult because they knew them as a baby

"OH MY GOD SCHLEGEL BABY!!" *hugs person*

by Shitshow-- March 16, 2024

cuntz schwebel

A Cuntz Schwebel is a psycho/sociopath, narcissistic, megalomaniac, broken person. They will do everything they can to pretend they are someone else, stealing everything from money to pics of someone’s kids on the internet. They will fake their entire life, thinking they’re convincing others that they’re so amazing when actually inside they hate themselves…. This makes them want to hurt and prey on people. Especially people way younger than themselves.

“Look at that Cuntz Schwebel…. I wish they would just get help and stop with the predatory bullshit.”

by Katniss Neverdeen April 18, 2023