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schumacher

- if you have this name you love playing rugby and getting slapped in the face with the ball

- if you have this name you have nice big titties because you are a bad bitty
- wow, schumacher is begging to play rugby AGAIN?!

- did you hear? schumacher titty fucked her brother today
by Zuri Rossssss March 16, 2022
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Schumacher

Is slang for a man who rides dirtbikes in 2nd gear and causally lays on the ground for a quarter of the expedition.
Man I totally rode like a Schumacher today. Maybe next time I”ll ride like a Kevin.
by Rider444 January 10, 2023
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Schumacher

Schu isn’t just your average ginger. He’s the coolest teacher and is the goat. He’s pretty chill and doesn’t give a lot of work cause he doesn’t care enough. Schu loves his dog Luna and likes to steal mr. Acolley’s slide shows However, schu has an evil side and he likes to abuse children by throwing ducks at them and other various teacher supplies. He especially demises the kids in the back corner and likes attacking them even tho they are the coolest.
“Schumacher is throwing his rubber duck at the girls in the corner of the room.”
by Urmumzie October 11, 2022
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ian schumacher

ian is a pedophile who likes to touch children especially ones by the name of william or jack.
hey did you remeber when ian schumacher ate jack borwn out?
by amonger21 September 5, 2022
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Abigail Schumacher

who u take ur trauma out on
You just got mauled by a rooster? Better call Abigail Schumacher!
by rkbro November 23, 2021
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