A Joel Schumacher Film 

The words you should adhere as an extreme warning before seeing a movie that you might qualify as being 'Good'.

1. Warner Bros. Pictures Presents, A Joel Schumacher Film: "BATMAN & ROBIN"

A Joel Schumacher Film by Mister E. November 15, 2006

Abigail Schumacher

who u take ur trauma out on

You just got mauled by a rooster? Better call Abigail Schumacher!

Abigail Schumacher by rkbro November 23, 2021

Michale Schumacher 

Michale Schumacher father of mick Schumacher driving for disHAASter F1 team

Michale is a German driver and also a 7 time world champion in formula 1 and have drove for Benetton ,Ferrari, Jordan and mercedes

He went to coma for 6 months when he and his family went for skiing and got his head injured what a legend he is

Wish he never went for skiing

Michale Schumacher

Michale Schumacher by F1 die hard fan November 26, 2021

ian schumacher 

ian is a pedophile who likes to touch children especially ones by the name of william or jack.

hey did you remeber when ian schumacher ate jack borwn out?

ian schumacher by amonger21 September 5, 2022

Alonso-Schumacher Theory

The Alonso-Schumacher Theory is the theory that if a person, often in a formal or casual competition, has something or someone they truly care about, they are, on average, less likely to take risks even if might really benefit them.

Based on a quote attributed to Formula One driver Fernando Alonso that talked about his fellow competitor Michael Schumacher at the 2005 Japanese Grand Prix ("I knew he'd brake, he has a wife and two kids at home"), the theory is named after them.

"Y'know, Rhys's lap times could really be improved by half a second... it's like he's unwilling to go 100%."
"It's probably because he just got engaged, he can't leave his future wife."
"Ah, the Alonso-Schumacher theory in action, never gets old"

Alonso-Schumacher Theory by TheManFromOsaka January 12, 2026

schonacher 

Schonacher is the best last name to have

Wow look it’s Sophia Schonacher I wish I had her last name!! :(

schonacher by Best goalkeeper September 14, 2021

Schumachered

Transitive Verb

To suffer a contrived form of misfortune deliberately inflicted by another party, easily recognisable after it has occurred through its sheer effrontery. Often used in a sporting context, although can also be applied to more domestic situations.

1. Damon was cruising around the circuit with ease on route to his first world championship, until he was schumachered out of contention by a rogue Benetton

2. Helen was enjoying a delightful cup of tea, until she noticed Adam had put a pube in it, thus schumachering her considerably.

Schumachered by kemperboyd63 March 3, 2010