Schmooter

A slang term for the male genitalia. But it's not just your generic junk. It is made from the magical horn of the narwhal, or unicorn of the sea. This form of the man junk has the power to create flying children with golden skin and lasers for eyes and are able to pee rainbows. Thats right I said rainbows.

Ohmuhlord look at his schmooter. I'm so jealous.

by THE ALMIGHTY KING OF NARWHALS January 5, 2011

schnoogler

Someone who stretches their foreskin over the tip of another mans penis for sexual gratification.

Simon Fowler is a schnoogler.

by Mrs Fowler June 3, 2008

schooter

a kooter shooter, a schooter

ahhh, ruff sex, good stuff, geez i'm such a schooter

by w/b January 10, 2006

schmoofter

an inslut given to one, meaning a shit-poofter
can also be used in a friendly sense, such as:
hows it going ya big schmoofter?

what a schmoofter

by who sucks donkey dick October 25, 2009

shnooter

a shnooter is that guy who always takes a rip but never packs a bowl, who always bums a beer but never buys a 30 rack. you know him, and you despise him.

damn, the sambeez totally shnooted a bowl off me today, that dude is such a shnooter.

by waldofuckthatotherwaldo June 23, 2007

schnooper

(noun) a gay male, someone who enjoys it "up the butt" , an anal explorer, butt fucker

Bob- "did you hear that there is that gay perade this week in D.C."
Joe- "yeah, they're just a bunch of schnoopers"

by rider19 April 29, 2008

Schnooder

One who shnoods

"Stop being such a schnooder you never hooked up with that guy!"

by harewlly October 10, 2008