schmoo

(adj) something gross usually of the stick/gooey variety;
describing something cool or stupid.

dude, that thing on the floor looks like green schmoo
or
OMG! he was like that shirt is soooooo schmoo

by rockergrl101 May 19, 2010

schmoo

a stuck-up snob who hates kids and steals other peeps best friends

That girl is such a schmoo

by Oink Oink June 12, 2003

schmoo

A person (usually guy) who loves muscular/physically well built women
and finds sexual thrill in being dominated by them.

You know you're a schmoo when the first thing you check out on a girl are her biceps.

by Eddie In Limbo April 25, 2004

schmoo

1. a yeast cell, just before it buds.
2. an unhygienic person who has wide hips and a full belly.

stavros lomvardas is a schmoo.

by petros May 18, 2003

Schmoo

Not to be confused with the word to replace the ones you do not know in a song, this word is used to describe a part of the human anatomy.

A Schmoo should be defined as the trunk like overhang of foreskin on an uncut man's penis. The little 'nose' that dangles so cheerfully at the end of one's trouser snake.

His Schmoo was really pronounced!

by The Machine Wizard January 6, 2011

schmoo

Slang reference to the female genitalia -

Geez she had a nice blad schmoo

by Tubby Csikos May 13, 2005

schmoo

To be knocked unconscious with penis.

Brad was schmooed by Torry's cock.

by Jimmy The Douche March 9, 2004