Schlonker

a man's penis, junk, brashol, tube steak

"Hey John, that chick accross the bar keeps staring at my schlonker. She won't take her eyes off . I think she wants me"

by Mr. Cajones December 6, 2018

Schmocker

v. To pogo stick

I liked to schmocker back in the day.

Yo schmockaba todo los dias de niño.

by Jumpee January 20, 2011

schmoink

A multipurpose word, usually used in verb form. Rather like the way the term "smurf" is used in the cartoon.

I schmoinked him in the head.

by Amanda Jo February 23, 2005

Schminker

A term used to describe a man or woman whom gets sexually aroused by anally penetrating tree frogs or other slimy amphibious creatures.

Dude sweet terrarium, but don’t let Billy see these frogs, he’s what you call a real Schminker.

by Definition of Onomatopoeia January 19, 2023

schmoker

Either a term of endearment or a trash talking term. Used when attempting to rile up friends or talk smack to street walkers.

Look at that schmoker in the white Miata convertible.

by DMC40 June 23, 2008

schmooker

After-birth of a cat.

schmooker

by pqlamx October 31, 2009

Shloinker doylay

A fat shong in between a nice pair of shloinkers

Damn that girl just got shloinker doylayed.

by Jabelitz June 10, 2015