schlock rock

Corporate radio friendly music of low quality, often intended for adolescent males.

KBPI radio played nothing but schlock rock like Nickelback and the new Metallica until I was bored enough to switch to the am dial.

by lurker39 March 5, 2010

Booty Schlock

Another phrase for "ass"

Michael: "You two going to the party?"
Brayden: "No, I have homework."
Taylor: "Brayden you some booty schlock."

by nunu22 July 28, 2013

schlock

To overcharged a customer.

Did you schlock that szboon? He needed to be schlocked.

by Brad Lindon April 18, 2005

Schlock Jockey

Designers, inventors or marketers who develop pointless or ego-driven products, and then become more popular due to the controversy generated over their dubious value. Such products are often referred to as Schlock, while the act of developing ego-driven schlock is commonly called Design Masturbation.

That new chair that looks like a turd standing on end,clearly must have been designed by Karim Rashid. He's such a schlock jockey.

by salu1999 October 19, 2009

schlock bebe

That thing looks nice, it’s hangin low. Example nice schlock bebe bro !!!

She was sucking the schlock Bebe for days.

by Matty d otg July 7, 2022

Bot Schlock

Garbage articles written by bots. Fake news articles not composed by humans.

I saw that article saying a Turnip is running for President, it looks like bot schlock.

by Eat The Big One First January 9, 2024

Schlocked

Safely locked with doors shut.

We walked into the corner and we were all secured, all lights off, all doors schlocked.

by Minimichael123 March 7, 2016