schlemiel

A dolt who is a habitual bungler.

Hey look at Steve what a schlemiel. Lets see if he quits bungling.

by Shroby September 7, 2006

Schlosser

Schlosser (sh-law-sir) (v): to reply unnecessarily soley for the sake of starting an argument

1. I totally just schlossered this guy, and he got so pissed that he threw his phone across the room.

2. I don't really understand what he's saying, but maybe if I schlosser him he won't realize it.

3. Please stop schlossering, Jared. I actually have work to do today.

by Jspizzle March 31, 2010

will schuester

A Man With A Birds Best For Hair That Hates Sue Sylvester And Longer Teenage Pussy

Sue Sylvester:I Will Destroy The Glee Club And Take you With It Will Schuester

by ariluvr69 August 29, 2020

schlemiel

yiddish term
basically means a dope, a fuckup
similar to schmuck

"that guy's such a schlemiel."
"yeah, what a posterchild for abortion."

by sismit April 27, 2003

schlemiel

An awkward or unlucky person for whom things never turn out right.

That girl is such a schlemiel, she can't seem to do anything right.

by thebiggerbiggen July 9, 2017

schleinerickis

Dicks

Good for hiding the fact you called someone a dick

Mum: You haven't done any work today, I'm taking away your Xbox!

Son: Schleinerickis...

by Toothbrushboy August 21, 2017

Ben schlosser

a vary short kid who plays the forest with a tall kid

hey theres Ben schlosser the short kid

by because im short May 4, 2022