scattergun

the stock weapon for the scout class in team fortress 2 its also considered the best choice by the majority of the scout main comunity

person1: That scout has a strange scattergun with alot of kills
person2: thats cause hes a scunt

by sniper nate October 21, 2020

scattered

The state of one's mind after a seretonin depleting weekend, associated with drug culture, generally refers to the after effects of ecstasy on the following day of consumption.

i'm so scattered after last night.
Man i'm so scat (colq').

by Wassim May 28, 2003

Scatman John

Scatman John used his stutter, which had haunted him since childhood, to his advantage to bring old school scatting to the mass market.

'scibty boo bapidipi damow bing bang booti pi doopi'

by Yak-man John July 29, 2003

scatting

A form of improvising sounds in Jazz (dapaodou-pido ...)

Scatman John

by Jvvv March 2, 2004

Scatman buckshot

When standing over a girl as she fingers your prostate from your anus. so you can simultaneously Blow a load on her belly and blast watery lube filled shit all over her chest and or face.

Dude that chick was kinky last night she let me scatman buckshot her.

by dutchscum April 20, 2009

scatastrophe

a violent and destructive movement of the bowels usually concluding with a severe shit storm.

After eating a Patty Melt and Bert's Chili at The Waffle House
I unleashed one hell of a scatastrophe

by Firestarter_8686 March 11, 2008

Scatter quail

The act of defecating. When you’re taking a dump and it flies out of you as if you released caged quail and almost makes a fluttering noise.

Dude I just scattered quail and stained the porcelain!

Did you see what Joey did to the bathroom? It looks like someone threw brownie mix at the toilet. Dude we call that scattering quail!

Bro I just scattered quail!!!

Man after that buffet I need to scatter quail.

by The gray fox August 31, 2019