General Tso's cat

commonly substituted for the chinese food dish known as 'General Tso's chicken' in some lower end chinese food restaurants. such an establishment may be identified by the presence of several live traps in the back alley. some of these may contain a cat, raccoon, or small dog, awaiting their newfound destiny as a cleverly disguised menu item.

'hi, i'll have the teriyaki dog, an order of pigeon fingers, and the General Tso's cat.'

by carlton berry September 8, 2007

Schrödinger's cat music

This is when you dream or think of music but when you try to play it you find it is both not in your head and in your head at the same time.

I woke up with the perfect melody but when I tried to play it the freaking thing was both there and not there at the same time - freaking Schrödinger's cat music!

by saskers January 29, 2021

Pokimane's cat

The one good thing about pokimane. I hate pokimane but her cat is adorable.

Pokimane's cat deserves a better owner.

by I eat poop 69 February 12, 2022

The Minister's Cat

Another name for a secret affair that is greatly sought after... much like that represented in Nathaniel Hawthorne's classic work: The Scarlet Letter.

We snuck back to the hotel, and I tore that ass up... I mean balls deep in the minister's cat till she was singing the Hallelujah chorus!

by Poonberry Associates January 20, 2013

Patches Dream’s Cat

Patches is the bestest cat ever. No one likes her owner but everyone thinks that Patches is fucking awesome !!!!

— Have you seen Patches Dream’s cat?
— Oh yeah!! She's the coolest cat ever!
— I know, right!

by anonymous February 14, 2022

Schrödinger's cat

Schrödinger want to kill his cat, so he made a plan. He put in cat in a sealed box. There are a flask of poison and a radioactive source inside. When the box open. The cat will be either dead or alive.

If the cat is alive. He will do it again until the cat is dead.

Schrödinger: Damn it. My cat is still alive!
Cat: What are you doing?
World: Schrödinger's cat is brilliant.

Cat: No! He is trying to kill me...

by QABCQ September 11, 2012

A Man's Cat

A man's cat is a pet tomcat who acts like a tiger. This is a cool cat with an attitude, who attacks dogs from time to time, and permits no other cats on his turf. A man's cat does not hesitate to bite and scratch annoying people either. He goes straying for pussy, and chases off any rivals he encounters. One cool cat.

That dumb beagle tried to fuck with my Tomcat and got jacked up. I own a man's cat. He is a little player too. All the kittens in the hood are his.

by Eric Platt June 29, 2009