Scroogery

The art of sucking the joy out of any festive occasion with surgical precision — typically performed by someone who treats Christmas cheer like a personal insult and thinks “Bah, humbug” counts as small talk.

His scroogery was so strong, even the Grinch told him to lighten up.

by anonymous November 1, 2025

Scooger

A booger that is also part scab.

When I was sick, I blew my nose so much that after awhile I had a tissue full of Scoogers.

by Chaunski Ohoulihan December 13, 2025