Fan schmitt bowler

When you take a bowling ball, shove it in somebodys rectum, stick your fingers in the bowling ball holes, pull the ball out so u have a very stretched out anal opening. Then stand in front of the opening, get somebody to turn on a high powered fan and it will blow your head into the anus.
Mike Schmitt bowled a perfect score last night at Petes house when he performed the Fan schmitt bowler.
by Linduh October 24, 2003
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Schmitt's Beer Gesture

The act of performing a waving hand that rises from hip to head level after something awesome happens or is mentioned. It may also be spurned by the airing of "Beautiful Girls" by Van Halen. The Gesture may also be accompanied by a verbal "OOOoooh!" The aforementioned Gesture is originally seen being used in the Schmitt's Gay Beer commercial on Saturday Night Live by Adam Sander and Chris Farley.
1) Overheard: "Van Halen, Poison, Def Leppard, and Journey are coming to town this year" Instantly followed by one or more Schmitt's Beer Gestures.
2) "Beautiful Girls" by Van Halen comes on the radio. Immediately followed by "OOOoooh!" and the trademark Gesture.
by Brian@UD March 31, 2008
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amelia schmitt

Damn.....
Is that Amelia Schmitt? Damn....
by Ron Jonny November 10, 2013
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internal burning schmitt

Mikes anus hole throbbs from leftover 2nd degree burns after the boil chunks party with the Milanos.
by Milanoymous October 19, 2003
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mrs schmitt

The annoyingest fucking teacher out there. Has a major ass hunchback that’s really noticeable. She tends to give her students sass and a bunch of homework. She is also really fucking ugly
Hey did you see Mrs Schmitt’s hunchback today. Ew the fuck
by shannon declarer March 18, 2019
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Zack schmitt

a person with receding hair, fake supreme wallet, and hasn’t shown his PP to any of his friends
by Coochie boy February 01, 2020
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Schmidley VanVonder Schmitt

After a tragic accident this youthful gunslinger was forced to abandon his old life and became the heavyweight champion of the world and landed into the wrestling hall of fame, the newest champion Schmidley VanVonder Schmitt
by RacistLgbtqLover July 06, 2023
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