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saturday night palsy 

a condition occuring when you have slept awkwardly and awake to find that a limb is with out feeling. Thus leaving you partly spastic. Especially the morning after a night when you get munted.
"Last night was huge, i woke up with a nasty case of saturday night palsy. I had to cheer myself up by giving myself a stranger."

saturday night live 

A show that has been in a constant state of decline, no matter who you ask.
14 year old-"Man, SNL started sucking once Will Ferrel left!"

19 year old-"Man, SNL has sucked Chris Farley and Mike Myers left!"

35 year old-"Man, SNL sucked ever since Eddie Murphy left!"

50 year old-"STFU young'uns, Saturday Night Live sucked once John Belushi left!"
saturday night live by JakeStar December 28, 2005

Saturday night plague 

A post-1980's discotheque.
Jack: Hey Mark, wanna go to the disco?

Mark: Dude, Jack, it's freaking 2007. That place's a Saturday night plague and has been for at least 17 years.

Saturday Night Backpack 

The suspicious backpack seen on college campuses everywhere on Saturday night, never filled with books or study materials. Filled with anything from a 30 of beer to handles of liquor.
Dude, are you bringing that thirty of natty ice in your Saturday night backpack later?

Bismarck Saturday Night 

Masturbating while deficating.
I walked in to the men's room and I caught little Johnny having a Bismarck Saturday night.

saturday night live 

A great skit comedy show that started in 1975 and is on today. It was hilarious up until 2000 or so when the comedy just became dull. Alot of great actors and comedians got famous through SNL; Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, David Spade, Jay Mohr, Billy Murray, Eddie Murphy, Billy Crystal, Tim Meadows, Will Ferrel, Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd and more.
Boy I remember the good ole' days staying up to watch SNL, now I can't stand the sight of Jimmy Fallon.
saturday night live by Oz January 21, 2005