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Canadian Statistic Propaganda Machine

a canadian on the wall who continues to spout retarded propaganda even though he's been told numerous times that no one cares. refuses to go to a political board, where he would be torn to shreds.if you encounter him, do not respond to his taunts! you'll only be feeding the troll!!!!!
omg! its the Canadian Statistic Propaganda Machine back on the wall again! has he no life? LETS ALL IGNORE HIM!!!!
by da trick biatch February 8, 2006
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statistics

Most of the time, statistics are bullshit.
by Clinker June 19, 2008
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Become a statistic

Noun
1. To die by some means and be counted in a statistic grouping
2. To commit suicide and be counted in said group
1. "Deaths by D.U.I." "Deaths from overdose" "Deaths from cancer" "Deaths from heart attacks" "Deaths from choking"
2. "New Mexico has the 2nd highest teen suicide rate in the U.S."

Example: Too many teens commit suicide and end up dead because they chose to become a statistic.
by Steve Indigo March 10, 2006
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Fake Statistics

A fake percentage to show off knowledge, stupidity, or to harass a group of people.
Example of "Fake Statistics".

Bill, "Hey dude, did you know that 39% of jocks in our school are school are gay?!"

Victor, "LOLWUT"
by Jerio November 8, 2009
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Morford Statistic

A seemingly plausible statistic provided without reference to official sources to support one's position while in conversation.
A: "75% percent of people think X".
B: You just made that up, that's a Morford statistic.
by Resistingfanatic April 10, 2020
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Satanist

Free thinkers, people who can think for themselves and have faith within themselves instead of putting their lives into the hands of someone who no one knows if they really exsist.
They don't worship satan or god...or any higher power...they worship themselves...they believe they are their own god and that they are responsible for their own actions.
I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exsist!
by Meagen January 21, 2004
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Rasmussen Statistics

Fake or selectively massaged statistics published in the interest of supporting a particular narrative. Based on techniques from "How to Lie with Statistics."
Rasmussen Statistics include positive poll selection, house bias and sampling distortion and are generally inaccurate and counter factual.
Named for celebrity pollster Scott Rasmussen who selectively did not poll PA-12 because he knew the liberal candidate would win.
Rasmussen statistics are often cited by teabaggers, conservatives, and other followers of the Tea Party Movement....for example, "the Tea Party Movement is bipartisan and multi-racial" is an example of Rasmussen Statistics.
by matoko_chan May 20, 2010
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