My take on the subject is that you can believe what you want to but regardless you will go to hell. Satan is not kind to anyone and shows no mercy to those who short of the glory of God. Now before you get mad at me you should know that I can not control the rules. I was always taught to celebrate diversity and inclusion so to those of you who are satanist God bless your soul and have a great day.
by You do you boo May 16, 2019
Get the Satanist mug.A religon/philosophy that is not understood by christians most people. More a philosophy than a religon, that does not involve sacrificing. However it's as flawed a philosophy as any other religon and if you think I'm going to listen to a bunch of weirdos who dress up as vampires, the devil, bats and other things you got another thing coming.
"One of the most simplistic primitive philosophies in the world, that gains many followers due to it's gothic/evil style which many young goth music fans think looks cool."
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by Jordan1110 December 20, 2006
Get the satanist mug.I'm a satanist, so I consider myself religious, even though I don't believe in a God. (I don't care who you are, that's funny right there. If you can't laugh at that, then you need to get on up outta here, cuz that is funny. That's funny.)
by Dave1983 September 28, 2005
Get the satanist mug.by dhoy September 16, 2007
Get the satanist mug.Historically, satanists really were people who believed in Satan. They thought that he would grant them powers that allwed them to do "what ever they wanted".
Today, satanists are those who admire tonly them-selves and think that they are the only ones who are praise worthy for their "unique" being and the world revolves around them.
Today, satanists are those who admire tonly them-selves and think that they are the only ones who are praise worthy for their "unique" being and the world revolves around them.
-Today's "satanists" are actually very simple and close-minded people who worship egoïsm and egocentrism.
(If those people had money, they would be called "capitalists", but alas, since they are poor, they are often confonded with "anarchists")- think about that one.
-Historical reference: see "Louis XIV", also defined in this dictionary.
I personnoly do not believe in God or Satan. I believe in the Light. For that is real and without it no life is possible.
-Everyone ows his/her existance to It. (reference in this dictinary as well0
also see "Life" and "Death"
(If those people had money, they would be called "capitalists", but alas, since they are poor, they are often confonded with "anarchists")- think about that one.
-Historical reference: see "Louis XIV", also defined in this dictionary.
I personnoly do not believe in God or Satan. I believe in the Light. For that is real and without it no life is possible.
-Everyone ows his/her existance to It. (reference in this dictinary as well0
also see "Life" and "Death"
by Axis October 4, 2004
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by Killing Kittens November 16, 2004
Get the Agnostic-Satanist mug.Someone who is agnostic (have trouble to pick which imaginary religious figure to worship blindly), and believe they will go to hell after they die because they can't wake up on Sunday to go to church.
I am an agnostic-satanist. I don't know if god exists, but if he or she exists, I am definitely going to hell.
by iamanas August 14, 2012
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