sargasm

To come to orgasm using only sarcasm. Also, an unintentional orgasm when oneself, or others around you, exhibit an especially profound example of sarcasm.

"NICE shoes, man"
"..."
"What the FUCK was that?"
"...I need a towel..."

by GiantKillerRobots February 22, 2004

Sargasm

Instead of saying fake orgasm. It's an orgasm that isn't meant.

Guy 1: Dude I don't think my girlfriend's really feeling me. Guy 2: why? Guy 1: cause I swear to God last night she Sargasmed

by Jamee S (QueenIdle) January 2, 2014

sargasm

The act of sarcasm during ones sexual peak

When tim fucked his girlfriend he used sargasm by saying "Ohhhhh my god this sucks, I hate cumming on your tits"

by MBHQ July 25, 2006

sargasm

To use sarcasm and orgasm at the same time.

"Oh yeah, that was the banging of a lifetime." "Is that what you call sargasm?" "Is that what you call sex? ZING!"

by $$$ February 21, 2004

Sargasm

When one sarcastically orgasms all over someone's face.

Damn bro she just Sargasmed all over your face.

by Erocciroc April 25, 2013

sargasm

One who overuses sarcasm in a conversation, especially when its not funny anymore.

1: "Wow thats sooooo funny!"
2: "Geez stop having a fucking sargasm"
1: "Sorry MOM. Hahahaha!"
2: "I hope you die horribly."

by WhiteChika May 13, 2014

Sargasm

A fake orgasm with a sarcastic and unfelt acknowledgement.

Christine announced her sargasm while rolling her eyes, "Oh yes, yes you are so good, oh baby you bring the woman out of me. Now get off of me you fat bastard!".

by Bat Fastard May 13, 2006