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Sarasota

sarasota is a town where all the old people live and die
by call me jubs January 16, 2008
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Sarasota'd

When you go to a young peoples group and they act friendly and passive aggressive about you being in their presence. You have never met them, but they disliked you before that. So they talk gossip behind your back for no reason at all, then they ignore you. You really wanted to meet young people your age but they shut you down for being slightly different and more comfortable and friendly then them. So they gossip and spread lies and rumors and then blame you for being crazy and mean.
Ron: I went the young peoples group yesterday
Jess: the one that is full of bratty stuck up and clique turd brains?
Ron: yes. I was outgoing and optomistic but they shut me down anyways
Jess: damn dude, you got Sarasota'd
by TheSarasotaKid August 5, 2016
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Sarasota

"In the Sarasota area, you can enjoy the breathtaking sunsets, educational museums, operas, ballets, plays, golf tournaments, and boat races. " States Sarasota.com.

Hahahahahahahahaaha.

Sarasota: noun

hell,shithole,nothing of perticular interest, mid-western city located in Florida.

I suppose that your opinion of this "wonderous city" mostly depends on your age.
If you are in your mid-fiftys, and have well over a hundred grand in your account, you will do fine.You'll probably enjoy your stay, conversate with the tourists, and laugh behind their backs when they go back to their cottages buried in snow.

I'm personally not too fond of it. I enjoy an occasional seasonal change, and the sun DOES get old. Who ever said it has some of the most beautiful women was mostlikely making crystal meth in their laundry room. The attractions are not that great, or even much to look at. "Saint Armands Circle" is completely full of shit. The "unique" shops aren't anything you have haven't seen before, and it is much too time consuming to even bother going.

"Tommy Bahahma" is all you'll find.

God I love Sarasota.
person #1:"Mike and myself went to Sarasota over spring break."

person #2:"Excuse me while I go hang myself."
by bad_actors__ April 21, 2006
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sarasota square

a place where the bored pre teenagers go to scream when they see thier friends, and where teenagers go to leave and smoke. and where wierd people go to buy hollister
girl1-lets go to sarasota square, then have jhuey pick us up and go to skys for dat partay
gurl2-aight native,think that sk4nk will drop dome?
gurl-pr0bz
by iofeoiefj August 22, 2008
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Sarasota'd

When you go to a young peoples meetup group and it turns out to be over run by retirees with grey hair. They do not like being called old. They prefer young and fun. So they allow you to stay as long as you volunteer to be their slave. You cook them food, serve them drinks, ladel their soup, shine their shoes, wax their little red sport cars, and rub their moldy feet for a nickle per hour.
Joe: last night I went to the young peoples networking event on meetup
Kelly: oh yeah how did that go?
Joe: it was advertised for young people but it was sea of grey hair except for me
Kelly: aw man you got Sarasota'd
by TheSarasotaKid August 5, 2016
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Sarasota High School

the school that is the definition of trash. white girls who wear only gymshark and lulu to make their ass look fat, and flat iron their hair to the point of breakage. the football team yells “ramchop” every year just to get absolutely pummeled by riverview. the boys wear cutout shirts to show off their side boobs and minuscule arms while wearing 5-inch inseams that go so far up their ass that they just might be gay. the bathrooms are vile. every stall has graffiti ranging from motivational quotes to the n-word. but hey, if you don’t have nic, someone in the bathroom got you! and the security guards have given up a long time ago. SHS is the only school where you can say that the security guard fought chuck norris. keep lookout for the student section at the football games, though, because if you walk under them, they will bark so loud in your ear that you will have a migraine for the next 2-5 hours. if your type of girl is pick
me, and if you’re a nic feind, shs is the school for you!
student 1: “do you see that giggly little bitch with the pin straight hair and push-up bra?”
student 2: “yeah, she probably goes to Sarasota High School.”
by sotajit October 19, 2021
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Sarasota

Where you go to let your soul die. Everyone knows everyone there is no secrets. Can’t find a real friend here for the life of you, oh and dating ? Forget about it. everyone just gets passed around like one giant incest pool. the police department all locals. just mad they weren’t popular in high school so they take it out on whoever they feel like. also if you’re even mildly of any color other than white you will feel like u never fit in no matter how many years you live here it is run by white prejudice people it is what it is. There is no growth opportunity here for a young adult whatsoever. Basically a giant white retirement home so if you like to have nothing to do on a Friday and constantly be talked about and backstabbed your whole life come on down.
Sarasota. Where u go to die. It’s cursed.
by LickmehballZ January 2, 2023
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