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Sample Fart

Is when you let go a sample of a fart to see if it smells bad before you let it all out...
I let go a sample fart in the elevator to see if i could let go the rest.
by hmlv October 24, 2009
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Samal

A guy who’s very chill and calm to be around. A guy like Samal gets all the ladies and is very good in bed;)
Look at daddy Samal, what a sexy human being
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sample slut

somebody who hovers around free sample counters in food stores and/or takes more than one free sample
Person 1: Look at that sample slut blocking the bakery counter
Person 2: Yeah, she thinks "Try One" means try one, then try another one, and another one....
by creaternity July 8, 2006
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free sample friendship

n. a friendship that's slightly deeper than an aquaintance but not a true friendship. This could be someone you've just met, or an old friendship that has fallen apart.
If you see someone once a week for 20 minutes... you're in a free sample friendship.
by TheGrainmaker March 3, 2009
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Fruit sample

When in the act of getting titty fucked (preferably a woman) one sucks the banana (montrous cock) and switches to suck the melons (humongous tits) repeatedly. Obviously recieving a nutrious variety of fruit.
I asked the local nuns if they would like a fruit sample, they eagerly accepted.
by The Clown With No Penis April 7, 2010
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Samalicious

The term used to describe a woman who enjoys unusual pursuits such as doing the macarena in a cupboard or collecting large numbers of guinea pigs. To be samalicious requires much dedication and faith, one must believe to truely be samalicious.
I have a friend who i love to death, she is simply samalicious <3
by EmmaTheLemmur January 12, 2009
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Core Sample

When you are skull-fucking someone whose brain is intact and dig out cylindrical holes in their brain.
I gouged out Bryan's eye and then took some core samples. It was quite delightful scraping chunks of his brain off my dick.

I gave Bryan a pretty serious white matter infusion while taking a core sample.
by DVJ February 4, 2014
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