Samuel L. Jackson

the black equivalent to Chuck Norris.

Samuel L. Jackson is that of Chuck Norris... except blacker.

by themanwithahat May 19, 2009

Samuel L. Jackson

Since appearing in pulp fiction in 1994, Samuel L. Jackson has appeared in 46 movies, thats one every 90 days, thats impressive!!!!

You bad mouth Samuel L. Jackson and him and me will kick your ass!!!

by PAGIS!!! May 17, 2006

Samuel L. Jackson

Very good, very angry actor, who sports either a jheri curl hair-do, or a bald head.

Yes, I believe they should die, and I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!

by bigtones August 22, 2004

To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson

vb.) The ultimate ass kicking. When a black man says, "I'm gonna Samuel L. Fucking Jackson yo ass!" You know he means it.

Ex.) To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson:
"What did you do last night?"
--"I Samuel L. Fucking Jacksoned someone for keying my car."

by Kim MOTHERFUCKING Weems December 9, 2008

Samuel L. Jackson

Somebody who, if you are white, would probably make you kill yourself if you had to sit across from them on a train.

Samuel L. Jackson: Say what one more time mothafucka

by jrich69 May 21, 2006

Samuel L. Jackson Fan Club

The coolest club in the universe!

I wish I was in the Samuel L. Jackson Fan Club!

by Anynomus February 26, 2004

Samuel L. Jackson

The most whored actor in film history, will appear in anything for the right amount of cash.

Will be in 90% of films being made by the time we get to 2010

"A film about Snakes... on a plane? You bet your mother fuckin' ass I'll be in that"

"A film about aliens who blow up the planet, fix it to blow it up again then fuck us all in the ass and I'll love it? I'm not sure...

You'll pay me 10 million dollars to be in it?! Sign me up nigga!"

All quotes I overheard Samuel L. Jackson say them

by Kieren and Grae July 22, 2006