noob sammich

n.

1. An extraordinarily bland sandwich, usually void of condiments, when more lavish relish is available.

Also known as an orphan sammich.

Michael: What kind of sandwich did you make?
Marcus: Bologna... with a slice of american cheese.
Michael: Why'd you make a noob sammich? We have roast beef, swiss, and plenty of mustard you know.

by Cardmonkey May 31, 2005

sammie

BEAUTIFUL and graceful like a flower. she is mentally strong and despite what others are saying, she doesn't fall apart. Sammie and a loving and respectful person. she isn't fake like the other bitches. she really doesn't care.

Sammie is as beautiful as the sun.

by Amanda Luster February 4, 2018

Sammi Houde

Perfection

Sammi Houde, you are absolutely perfect

by j.wolf April 16, 2013

sammie

Sammie isn't a slut she is nice and sweet and caring person she will be a loving true friend she is very loyal and beautiful she will be that be true friend you meet until you give her a reason to not be friends she is very easily heartbroken so be careful with her feelings if you meet a Sammie keep her close its worth it trust me........

hey did you see sammie today?
yeah looking hella fine today!!!!

by princessoflove May 13, 2018

sammi and ronnie relationship

An up and down, hourly off/on relationship similar to that of Sammi and Ronnie. It is akin to middle school relationships just with more alcohol and poor life decisions involved.

Sammi and Ronnie Relationships that ends in nuptials is called a "Tiger and Elin" Marriage.

by parkca01 August 25, 2010

Sadomasochist

Pain? It's amazing!

Being a sadomasochist is great!

by Herr Magie May 21, 2021

Slutter Nutter Sammich

Refers to the act of covering one person in peanut butter, and another person in jelly, and then smashing both bodies together.

Dylan brought the peanut butter, Becky brough the jelly, I just know they are planning on making a slutter nutter sammich.

by Ilovegreenandredandblue February 10, 2010