People of Polynesian descent, from the Islands of Samoa. To distinguish a Samoan from any other Polynesian, just say "Talofa". If they smile and say "Talofa" back, then there you have it. That person is Samoan.
Boy#1: hey man, where you from?
Boy#2: I'm from Samoa.
Boy#1:Oh! Then you must be Samoan!
Boy#2:yup.
Boy#1:Talofa
Boy#2:Talofa
Boy#2: I'm from Samoa.
Boy#1:Oh! Then you must be Samoan!
Boy#2:yup.
Boy#1:Talofa
Boy#2:Talofa
by Tongan March 17, 2008
samoan guys are hot as hell!! some of the nicest people you will ever meet. Seems to be some type of drag queen thing goin' on over there, no joke. and once again would not want to mess with them.
by V October 22, 2004
samoans aren't neccisarily
big fat, or ugly.
we're cool people.
but if you judge us as something we're not then your fuckin wrong. come& get yer facts first before ya'll call us this& that sheit. yes i'm samoan& i'm proud of it. fuckin racist people. i love that i'm samoan. but i ain't no racist, cus i'm also fuckin caucasian, chinese, tahitian, maorian& mexican. but more mexican& samoan then anything else. butta i ain't racist. people think what youu want bout us. yeuh there are some who can be assholes, stinkasses& so forth. butta "NOT ALL OF US ARE"! So don't judge tha whole samoan tribe becus of what you hurd or what samoan youu met. i'm pissd off, bout people talkin sheit& bein racist. but if they can't see us samoans fer who we truly are. then fuck'em. bitch fuck'em up bigg time. & fer a fact wee all can fight. but if wee get our asses kick'd then wee tell tha truth. wee ain't gunna lie. we're strait up, can beef, awesome, cool, loving, caring& more then gudd then whatcu people think bout us. Butta haters keep hatin, wee could care less. L0VE& PEACE T0 YA'LL. IT'S ALL THERE IS T00 IT(:
big fat, or ugly.
we're cool people.
but if you judge us as something we're not then your fuckin wrong. come& get yer facts first before ya'll call us this& that sheit. yes i'm samoan& i'm proud of it. fuckin racist people. i love that i'm samoan. but i ain't no racist, cus i'm also fuckin caucasian, chinese, tahitian, maorian& mexican. but more mexican& samoan then anything else. butta i ain't racist. people think what youu want bout us. yeuh there are some who can be assholes, stinkasses& so forth. butta "NOT ALL OF US ARE"! So don't judge tha whole samoan tribe becus of what you hurd or what samoan youu met. i'm pissd off, bout people talkin sheit& bein racist. but if they can't see us samoans fer who we truly are. then fuck'em. bitch fuck'em up bigg time. & fer a fact wee all can fight. but if wee get our asses kick'd then wee tell tha truth. wee ain't gunna lie. we're strait up, can beef, awesome, cool, loving, caring& more then gudd then whatcu people think bout us. Butta haters keep hatin, wee could care less. L0VE& PEACE T0 YA'LL. IT'S ALL THERE IS T00 IT(:
Girl:Hey who's that over there?
Boy: A bunch of samoan kids.
Girl: Man, i hate them.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Becus they stink, they're fat& they just think that they're all that.
Boy: Man youu people Judge to much.
Girl: Oh, who cares. Fuck them!
Boy: Youu think that they care? They don't care whatcu people say. They do them(:
Girl: Oh well i still don't care.
Boy: Well, NOT ALL OF'EM IS LIKE THAT.
Jes becus one wus an asshole to youu, don't judge all of'em& put them down. Nobody's perfect.
Girl: UGHS!
Boy: Come let's go meet them, i know some of'em.
Girl: Fuck. Okay.
Boy: Hey wussup.
Samoans: Hey dude, wannah kick it?
Boy& Girl: Yeuuh sure(:
Samoans: Aite.
Boy& Girl & Samoans: Are all kick'n it.
Girl& Boy: Wee needuh start headin home. Sorry, see ya'lls tomaro.
Samoans: Oh yeuh. Us too. Wells it wus nice meetin ya'lls. Tomaro let's kick it& do it again. PEACE& LOVE.
Boy& Girl: Aite, BYE(:
Girl: Man they're cool, i never shoulda talk'd sheit.
Boy: Told youu so. Never ever judge a book by it's cover if you don;t know.
Girl: I won't. I'm soryy. Man i never shoulda judge'd samoans. My bad. Bye(:
Boy: A bunch of samoan kids.
Girl: Man, i hate them.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Becus they stink, they're fat& they just think that they're all that.
Boy: Man youu people Judge to much.
Girl: Oh, who cares. Fuck them!
Boy: Youu think that they care? They don't care whatcu people say. They do them(:
Girl: Oh well i still don't care.
Boy: Well, NOT ALL OF'EM IS LIKE THAT.
Jes becus one wus an asshole to youu, don't judge all of'em& put them down. Nobody's perfect.
Girl: UGHS!
Boy: Come let's go meet them, i know some of'em.
Girl: Fuck. Okay.
Boy: Hey wussup.
Samoans: Hey dude, wannah kick it?
Boy& Girl: Yeuuh sure(:
Samoans: Aite.
Boy& Girl & Samoans: Are all kick'n it.
Girl& Boy: Wee needuh start headin home. Sorry, see ya'lls tomaro.
Samoans: Oh yeuh. Us too. Wells it wus nice meetin ya'lls. Tomaro let's kick it& do it again. PEACE& LOVE.
Boy& Girl: Aite, BYE(:
Girl: Man they're cool, i never shoulda talk'd sheit.
Boy: Told youu so. Never ever judge a book by it's cover if you don;t know.
Girl: I won't. I'm soryy. Man i never shoulda judge'd samoans. My bad. Bye(:
by VickyBaby<3 August 30, 2008
Hey one time I knocked this Samoan guy on the head wih a baseball bat and the bitch was still standing!
by xDave Chapellex March 04, 2008
Samoans are from the island of, what else, but Samoa. They are people that come over the class of a F.O.B. They are quite friendly at times, afraid of their parents as they give them hidings. All Samoans laugh at dry things. Actually, most Islanders do. Wait, make that ALL islanders do. Samoans are pretty strong and pretty competitive and LOVE their rugby. Although they are not that good, they enjoy it.
by bRaNdZz June 11, 2007
by cadenhuckleberry February 10, 2020
Someone is gonna end up in a hospital, but whatever. (Samoan Splashes into the pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.
by Cookees February 11, 2020