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Sabertooth Vagina

A vagina who's sexual activity has been neglected. These vaginas grow teeth and reach out to eat people out of horny desperation. In other words, a pussy gone wild. Variations are the Tyranasaurus Vagina, Mastadon Vagina, Woolly Mammoth Vagina (derrogatory), Hippopodumus Vagina, etc. (Basically anything large and terrifying with teeth will do be creative, however, sabertooth is the most appropriate because of it's derivative from pussy)
Dude! I need to get laid! I'm starting to grow a Sabertooth Vagina below the waist!
by Fey Queen October 27, 2009
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reverse sabertooth

A young woman (aged from 18-22) who is genuinely/solely into older men (60 and on). Who's usually old enough to be her father, or maybe grandfather
Adam: What's wrong with your bf of 6 years+
Eve: I like them significantly older, like 60+, a reverse sabertooth
by xcLusfx May 29, 2011
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sabertooth crotch hippo

A very fat bitchy female. Usually depends on her baby daddy or daddies to support her
God daniel arns is a sabertooth crotch hippo
by critterkiller January 25, 2014
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sabertooth

A cougar who is over the age of 60 and is dating a man at least 15 years younger than her.
That's even beyond cougar, that's sabertooth!
by The Quipster June 9, 2011
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Sabertooth Zombie

a northern california hardcore band. They are also known as being the best band of all time.
Scene kid: hey man did you go to the Devil Wears Prada show?
Sabertooth fan: fuck that shit i went to the sabertooth zombie show and it was fucking awesome. Cody beat him self over his head with the mic.
Scene kid: oh. well the guy from The Devil Wears Prada has such an amazing voice. and i broke a nail.
by JimmyV117 April 16, 2008
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Sabre Tooth

A Sabre Tooth is a cougar past her prime but still hunting for that younger man. Cougar is 35-49 years old while a Sabre Tooth is 50+. She is more likely to have multiple houses (from previous marriges), to buy you drinks, and driving a vet.
I was in Vegas last week and a Sabre Tooth pounced on my crotch.
by DeathByMullet May 19, 2009
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Sabre Tooth Tiger

A cougar that is so old that she is now extinct.
Ladonna tried to trade her husband in for a younger version but she had unknowingly become a sabre tooth tiger.
by The Ray-Jay combo September 8, 2011
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