Bitch seat

In context of the game shotgun , the bitch seat is the seat that is last to be claimed after shotgun is called. It is the worst seat in the car, usually the middle back seat, although any backseat in the car can be the bitch seat if it has, for example, a malfunctioning window or crappy apholstery.

Person 1: Shotgun!
Person 2: Dammit. Shotgun cobain! (back left seat)
Person 3: Shotgun back right hand!
Person 4: Ahh c'mon guys, i always get the bitch seat!
Person 3: Sucked in dude.

by alessiocolli1993 October 24, 2010

bitch seat

1. The rear seat on a motorcylce because that's where the bitch rides.
2. The #1 spot on someone's myspace top 8 because that's were everyone feels obligated to put thier gf.

"Are they going out?"
"Must be, she's in his bitch seat."

by PeaTearGriffin097 July 28, 2008

bitch seat

The middle seat between two guys in the back of a car where the 'smallest' people are stuck to make more room in a small ride.

"Alright Toby, since you're the shortest and weigh the least you've got bitch seat for tonight."

by Tiger Whyte July 23, 2015

Bitch Seat

The inside, banquette (bench) seat at a restaurant or bar where there are chairs on the other side of the tables. Also, the inside seat at a corner booth. These seats are usually upholstered thus more comfortable and provide more room for handbags and other female paraphernalia.

My buddy and me went to get a bite to eat. They sat us at a two-top along the wall. I decided to grab the "bitch seat" as it looked a lot more comfortable than the chair.

by Eddyenergizer March 20, 2011

bitches sweat me

Term used by males who often go after underage females due to lack of game; usually uses dry humor to distract them from his unnaturally small penis, otherwise known as "micropenis"

Bitches sweat me when I ejaculate in under 10 seconds.

by GoodBoiii May 8, 2017

Bitch seat

The inside seat of the booth at a restaurant

Person 1:man I sat in the bitch seat last time you take it this time
Person 2:fine but you gotta pay the tip

by Foobackwards March 31, 2023