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Suzuki Swift

The ghettoist car ever. Sometimes confused with Datsuns. Big mistake! Suzuki Swift's have unrivalled acceleration, handling and grip as well as having a perfectly aerodynamic shape.
That cool guy George has a Suzuki Swift
Suzuki Swift by jamboy braaap December 19, 2006

Suzuki'd 

Recycled, a la David Suzuki (the Japanese-Canadian environmental activist).
Dude, what happened to those empties?" "Oh, I totes Suzuki'd them this morning.
Suzuki'd by goaskalix January 7, 2011

suzuki kid 

A kid that goes and buys a shitty ass suzuki because he thinks it will make him cool or get him laid. This usually doesn't work.
Man, that Suzuki Kid is such a chode nose, he definatly should ride his Huffy tomorrow.
suzuki kid by Nody April 17, 2009

suzuki samurai 

The Great Wall of China is nothing compared to this baby's power. The biggest boys love it from the bottom of their hearts even when they won't accept it.
That Suzuki Samurai walked over your Nissan Patrol.

Suzuki SV650s 

A bike typically owned by a tool and/or homosexual individual.
I'm a guy and I want a bike that fits me and my husband well. I wear a lot of Fox Gear and Tapout clothing (although I usually ride without any gear at all). Everyone tells me that a Suzuki SV650S is a perfect bike for my personality and life, especially given my sexual preferences.

SUZUKI MIGHTY BOY

This fucking car is from the 80s an RAPES YOUR FUCKING CIVIC.It can fit 4 people inside of it and your FAT MUM IN THE BACK.This car GETS MORE EYES THAN YOUR FUCKING VTEC!
-Dude,did you see that guy driving a 1983 suzuki mighty boy?
-Yeah he’s so cool.Even COOLER THAN YOUR SHITBOX CIVIC!