super straight

used by secret gay men who want to seem straight.

y/n:”what’s your sexuality”
twink:”super straight”
y/n: “ohhh so you want me to fuck you on he floor while your begging for your life”

by yourfavoritetwink July 13, 2021

super straight

a stupid "sexuality" (not really one) made up by idiot transphobes who can't STAND the idea of dating a trans person. also called: stupidity, idiot mentality, transphobia

transphobe: i'm super straight! do u accept me?

a logical and normal person: no.

by gaysuperphobicboi69 March 22, 2021

super straight

an excuse to be openly transphobic

a: i’m super straight will you accept me
b: fuck no miss me with that transphobic shit
*b beats the shit out of a*

by milkii_tea April 7, 2021

super straight

this is a sexuality that represents men with rarely small penises it also indicates that they have a piss kink

man 1: ‘my friend joe is super straight’
man 2: ‘ok’

by slut4evanpeters March 13, 2021

Super Straight

A man or woman who claims to only be attracted to someone who’s biologicaly the opposite sex, but is really a homosexual with a major bondage kink

Hey bro I heard you were straight right?

Nah bro I’m super straight ;)

Ooooh okay I’ll get the rope ;)

by Super Straight-phobic March 7, 2021

super straight

The “sexuality” of someone who gets 0 bitches

“hey what’s your sexuality?”

“oh i’m super straight 😈”
*gunshots*

by ifuckinghatesuperstraights March 17, 2021

super straight

I straight cis boy who's never been close to a woman and doesn't wash their ass when they shower because it's "gay"

Kyle Royce on TikTok claims he is super straight when, in fact, he's just transphobic.

In this example, Kyle Royce is giving a fancy title, "super straight," to being transphobic.

by pe0plesuck March 7, 2021