suck her dick

The only advice a guy should give his guy friends about women.

Guy1: I don't know what to do man, I really like her, but I don't know if she likes me.

Guy2: Just "Suck Her Dick" dude.

by TrunchMuncher18 July 12, 2010

Go Suck A Dick

Phrase yelled at a tool (a person pissing you off)

Adrien: I no like Americans (in a French accent).

P-Phat: Adrien, Go Suck A Dick!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

Sucking my dick

Something I want hot babes to do to me

Me: suck my dick
Hot babes: blowblowblowblowblow

Hot babes like sucking my dick

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

suck my dick

okay so as a female i say suck my dick frequently and lots of people reply with "u dont have one." suck my dick is actually an expression meaning a more polite version of 'go fuck urself no one cares.'

Susan - Woah Kelly ur such a thot

Kelly - go suck my dick Susan!

by ladiessuckmydick August 14, 2018

Go suck a dick

Go suck a dick, means when you yell at someone that's annoying you. And then have to be male, or then it dosen't work.

It's almost the same as fuck you

Annoying co-worker: Hey! I got them papers ready, how about you? You slow piece of shit.

You: Go suck a dick!

by PUG5 December 20, 2019

suck the dick of life

The quality of being brave; fearless; intrepidity; with a hint of retardation.

'Its time to go suck the dick of life!' before driving towards a hurricane.

by john916 September 02, 2010

Suck my dick

What you say to people when you have the desire for a blowjob. Also what to say to people who piss you off and that you hate when they get on your nerves and attack you.

Fuck you, commie bastard. Suck my Dick!

A Submitted joke: From "Suck My Dick"
Your so stupid that you needed directions when you jumped off the Sears Tower.

by Suck My Dick November 30, 2004