strangle a midget

Another way of saying you have to poop or take a shit

Q: Where is Dave? A: He just ate ten tacos. He had to go strangle a midget.

by Joe Z May 3, 2008

strangle the peacock

slang for female masturbation, in close relation with the male counter-part "choking the chicken"

"Thinkin' about him just makes me want to go strangle the peacock."

by LaurenK May 24, 2006

Strangle moment

A "strangle moment" is common when there are people talking in groups. The idea of a strangle moment is that one person "want's" to strangle another person for repeating something that has already been repeated and therefore, instead of strangling the repeatarded person, says "strangle moment".

person 1: I hate when people says "fuck SWAG". We should come up with something called fuck fuck SWAG

person 2: yea, fuck fuck SWAG

person 3: exactly, fuck fuck SWAG

(Thats when the fourth person comes in and says, or thinks for him or herself "strangle moment" ( >>>new word repeatarded <<<)

by zannzinar December 18, 2012

Strangle bang

When you want to strangle someone but also bang them (not at the same time).

I would totally strangle bang my baby daddy.

by Petco Nuts are awesome April 18, 2014

Strangle couple

An old couple who tries to block progress by forcing their children to stick to tradition

My parents are a classic strangle couple; they threatened to write me out of the will if I become an environmentalist instead following my dad into the family business.

by wingit4me February 5, 2009

strangle the wood

Strangling the wood is when you hold your penis really hard during masterbation that the tip goes blue when you hold your cum in

John did strangle the wood thinking of Melanie. His nob went from pink to red to blue as he stopped the cum from covering his chest

by Blindmonkey May 1, 2014

Strangle dump

When you strain so hard during a bowel movement that you pass out.

I blacked out hard last night from a strangle dump. I hit my head on the sink and woke up 2 hours later.

by Bakerdoodle July 5, 2018