Dumple Stiltskin

When you attatch a pair of stilts to your feet (Must be 3 feet or longer) and take a dump on somebodys head. Best if done to an unsuspecting victim.

I once saw Manute Bol Dumple Stiltskin on a man's head... WITH NO STILTS!!!

by Den Gilmanderson September 25, 2006

Joke on Stilts

A term used to describe something outrageous.

Friend: "Dude, Drew Brees tossed ten touchdowns today."
You: "What! Thats a joke on stilts."

by H2opolowinner October 13, 2010

ghetto stiletto

A sharpened piece of melted plastic or metal, usually made in prisons as a makeshift weapon to stab people with. See shank

Jamal: Yo dawg, ain't you worried about getting raped by Bones?

Andre: Naw, I got my ghetto stiletto with me.

by Kiss of Ketchup September 7, 2010

Eating rice with stilts

Overdoing something. Chopsticks worked just fine, why are you using stilts? Now you look ridiculous.

Jenny: My friend is getting her lips done, her nose done, her cheeks lifted. It's crazy.

Joe: Really? She looked fine. Talk about eating rice with stilts.

by Impo Rta Ntthing April 16, 2010

stilletos (pumps)

Also known as "fuck me pumps"

I bent Amy over the couch and screwed her after she danced in her stilletos

by pico April 13, 2005

stiletto

1. a kind of pocket knife

2. a kind of high heel that gets narrower as it goes down

1. he stabbed the robber with his stiletto

2. she had some xepensive looking stiletto heels at the party last night

by Le One June 21, 2005

sitlet

Originally coined by Phil, a sitlet is the space between a piece of furniture (desk, table, bed, etc.) and a wall.

Hey, check it out! I'm gonna throw this football right in the sitlet!

by Christophxr September 19, 2011