STFD

STFD or in other words, sit the fuck down

a definition like for an example,
m8 STFD B4 i slap u mike.
u want some m8?

by ordinary otaku September 12, 2017

STFD

SUCK THIS FUCKING DICK

WHEN YA GIRL ASK FOR A DATE AND YOU DONT FEEL LIKE SPENDING MONEY ON HER SO "STFD"

by M_ANON July 13, 2019

STFD

Abbreviation of ‘Shut the fucking door’. Generally used by teenagers when their mom doesn’t close the door.

Mom: Here’s your dinner.

*leaves room without closing door*
Teenager pulls out phone to text mom: STFD

by Removed Sandwich Crust May 25, 2021

stfd

abbreviation for 'sit the fuck down'

"woah, that joke went too far, stfd!" or (just after you win an argument "Yeah, that's what I thought... now stfd..."

by plipploplol November 5, 2017