pine stapler

When a female shaves her pubes and it grows back a few days later with spikey stubble resembling pine fur.
Me: “How did things go with that girl you took home last night?”

Friend: “Not good man, she had a pine stapler.”
by saigonsally February 18, 2018
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Stapler Gun

A .45 su machine gun used on Counter Strike and is concidered the worst gun in the game by most.
You just got fucking pwned by the stapler gun. You suck at life.
by Matt Mcelhinney August 26, 2005
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web stapler

While two girls are Tribbing against each other, one of them squirts inside her partner. But during the process, finds out she has spider powers, so her squirt was essentially a bunch of impact webs, sticking each other together; web stapler
person 1: i think im going to...
person 2: oh yeah
pesron 1: *shhhhhhhhhhhh
person 2: ummm
person 1: that was fun
(both of them attempt to leave)
person 1: why can't i move
person 2: i believe we're in what's called a web stapler
both: *laughs
by Zimbaycoleo December 08, 2020
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Ball Stapler

"Busting my balls" said different. That's it. What were you expecting?
F1- "Kelly's such a ball stapler, she's constantly over my head asking me stuff
by Shin-- February 27, 2021
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muffin stapler

When a woman with a muffin top get her rolls glued together with Sperm.
by Element114 January 29, 2015
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Jamican Stapler

When u have a guy's or chicks nose on ur asshole and you fart while doing so u suck there nose into ur ass
hey zoey if u don't give me a jamican stapler i will punch u again
by A_Very_Angry_ALligator November 04, 2009
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pencil stapler

It when a guy sticks his dick into a very tight vagina which it will not go in or a vagina with crabs and it pinches the guys dick into two.
pencil stapler
by njmad June 15, 2009
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