staircase pirate

That one girl who'd blow literally anyone under the stairs.

Bob: yeah bro I just got head for the first time? Friend:who?
Bob: Megan Webber...
Friend: dam bro you desperate, she's a staircase pirate.

by DocTock December 25, 2022

staircase carnivore

Giving brain on a stairwell.

He had to watch footage of her being a staircase carnivore to believe it.

by Autyfoxx16 December 26, 2022

Shit staircase

When a group of people shits in the toilet, but decides not to flush, thus creating a shit staircase to the rim of the toilet

Cleaner1 "Those students are filthy bastards"
Cleaner2 "Why?"
Cleaner1 "They left a shit staircase in the lavatory"
Cleaner2 "Filthy Students"

by dirtydom February 20, 2010

step down the staircase

when your ex dated someone new who’s a significant step down from you.

“hey chloe, show me your ex’s new gf”
“omg ok”
*shows photo*
“wow she is definitely a step down the staircase”

by mill234567 June 14, 2019

Spirit of the Staircase

The French have this phrase, l'esprit d'escalier. Literally, it translates as "the spirit of the staircase" but what it actually means is the things you think of to say after it’s already too late and you’re on your way out.

The spirit of the staircase was with me the whole walk home as I thought of better comebacks I should have said to him when we had that argument.

by Winnie Y November 5, 2006

spiral staircase

(n.) a staircase that spirals round, with turning steps.


Idiom to describe a situation where the next step is not always clear, and a large amount of training in doing this is required.

This project has become something of a spiral staircase.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

peril of a wax staircase

a conversation pattern in which the discourse appears to follow the laws of logic and reason, but, in fact, upon close examination of, or prolonged participation in...you get stuck like you do when you try to walk up a melting wax staircase.
often occurs when parties involved in conversation attempt to be more clever or witty than they actually are.

inspired by the melting wax staircase sequence in the "House of Wax" remake

after a 20 minute discussion about writing a play that would serve as an analogy for our current situation (in which we were unable to score some mushrooms), the metaphor was over-extended, and we found ourselves faced with the peril of a wax staircase

by Shenan Hahn and Dan Prestwich April 20, 2006