cotton spritzer

the act of pouring wine onto a womans white cotton panties while wearing them...then sucking the wine out of the fabric.....

"would you like ice cream or a cotton spritzer for desert my dear?"

by achilez July 25, 2006

Strawberry Spritzer

The term for when a woman is on her period and decides to fart from her vagina, or "queef", on another person's face.

"I just gave you a strawberry spritzer!"

by FancyFeast672 January 10, 2008

Chonky spritzer

A person that sprays Lysol and uses Clorox wipes on EVERYTHING because of the corona virus.

Mike keeps spraying everything with Lysol he’s such a chonky spritzer

by Tony braveoly April 6, 2020

Pussy Spritzer

A drink comprising of red wine mixed with some form of energy drink

I was hanging, so I ordered a pussy spritzer -perked me right up!

by Ding Dang Do March 6, 2011

Orange Spritzer

A combination of a reverse redwing and a golden shower.

I was going down on my girl and got a bloody nose, I figured I'd pee on her and make an Orange Spritzer.

by jdman76 February 22, 2015

Polish Spritzer

When a man finishes shitting, turns on the bidet, becomes so aroused that he jerks off while the bidet sprays his asshole.

Issac W. was late to training because he was giving himself a Polish Spritzer.

by KetchupDick August 15, 2022

Spritzer Monkey

A monkey that is employed to spritz its employer with water on hot days.

"My Spritzer Monkey really comes in handy on these hot, summer nights!"

by crazy monkey lady June 23, 2007