cargo shorts

a clothing item worn by douchebags that are stuck in the late 1990's. They are also probably wearing a faded, skin tight A&F shirt, a frayed cap, and a puka shell/hemp neckalce.

nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam

by H 2 the izz0 September 24, 2009

cardboard shorts

shorts worn at posnack high school as part of their uniform

these shorts are made of cardboard or sumthin. yea thats why theyre cardboard shorts!

by hardbutt October 7, 2010

1998 dodge grand caravan sport

an awesome mini van drivin by cool ppl like gebhardts

hey wats that your driving - loser
a 1998 dodge grand caravan sport - gebhardt

by Raspberry Smirnoff June 20, 2008

Cargo shorts

Term used for a gay man who gives off top energy but is actually a Masc bottom.

Oh him, he’s no top he's cargo shorts.

by Transplant Daddy March 25, 2022