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Gebhardt Syndrome
characterized by an accidental long distance relationship, resulting from the hope of a hookup which inevitably fails. the syndrome affects about 1 in 4 males ages 14-16 and occurs from days at a mall, track meet, and any area where girls will live far away from said males. this often results in unwanted conversations with girls that the person is quite sick of, and usually requires drsatic measures to keep the guy interested, such as a nude webcam show from a close friend.
Dude 1: Bro how'd it go with that chick you were just mackin?
Dude 2: So good man I got her number and I'm definately gonna get with her.
*2 hours later*
Dude 1: What happened to that chick from before?
Dude 2: Didn't have time to get with her, she had to catch a plane back to London.
Dude 1: Wow dude she lives in fucking London? Why does this always happen to you?
Dude 2: Idk man...Gebhardt Syndrome at its finest.
Dude 2: So good man I got her number and I'm definately gonna get with her.
*2 hours later*
Dude 1: What happened to that chick from before?
Dude 2: Didn't have time to get with her, she had to catch a plane back to London.
Dude 1: Wow dude she lives in fucking London? Why does this always happen to you?
Dude 2: Idk man...Gebhardt Syndrome at its finest.
Gebhardt Syndrome by cumguzzlingnativeamerican June 24, 2009
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Mr. Gebhardt
A lanky, tall, and dark bearded man in his 30s, who wear glasses from the 90s.
He is also the best Latin teacher in all of the state of NJ. He is currently employed by Ridge High School. His favorite band is My Bloody Valentine and he keeps scary paper mache busts and barbie & ken dolls representing dead Roman folks, billion year old projects, and an "ashes of problem students" jar in his classroom.
He is also the best Latin teacher in all of the state of NJ. He is currently employed by Ridge High School. His favorite band is My Bloody Valentine and he keeps scary paper mache busts and barbie & ken dolls representing dead Roman folks, billion year old projects, and an "ashes of problem students" jar in his classroom.
Mr. Gebhardt by Born Nameless February 20, 2009
Dick Gephardt
(A young couple at their first sonigram for their unborn baby) Gee, Peg, our baby resembles Dick Gephardt!
Dick Gephardt by Z-girl January 22, 2004
Gerhardt
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Gebhart
Gebhart by lalalwwasdfas February 16, 2019
Julia Gebhard
Julia Gebhard is the epiphany of what a girl should be. She's the exact person that you want your son to fall in love with and everything about her fixes everything. Her smile is contagious, one glance and your day is made. She will change you for the better, and make you wish you were with her your whole life. Oh and on top of all that she is drop dead gorgeous with a perfect body, she's THAT girl.
Julia Gebhard by Deuces22 March 14, 2017
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