A significant other that wants to spoil you like a Sugar Daddy but doesn't have enough money to do so.
"My Splenda Daddy wanted to buy me new clothes so he went to Goodwill and bought a $30 AC/DC t-shirt."
by Rusty Peener July 03, 2021
by Oldsoul420 October 03, 2015
by gingerkid January 13, 2007
by word diva February 08, 2011
The Best combination: Splenda sugar + Water
Also known as:
Iceberg Splenda: Splenda sugar + Ice cold water w/ ice
Hot sauna Splended H2O: Splenda sugar + Hot water (The most radical and dangerous drink
Created by Shane Dawson, however is quickly spreading around the Globe.
Caution: This drink will make you go CRAZY! Use this white powder carefully..
Also known as:
Iceberg Splenda: Splenda sugar + Ice cold water w/ ice
Hot sauna Splended H2O: Splenda sugar + Hot water (The most radical and dangerous drink
Created by Shane Dawson, however is quickly spreading around the Globe.
Caution: This drink will make you go CRAZY! Use this white powder carefully..
by aidenS July 26, 2010
It's the shitty poorer version of a sugar daddy. Usually they are slightly past middle-aged. Also they tend to go for the "less pretty girls." Essentially both a Splenda Uncle and the "less pretty girl" are settling for what they can get.
Jessica: "Shelly, what about him? He seems okay."
Shelly: "I guess... but he's definitely not a sugar daddy."
Jessica: "Of course not. But he could be your Splenda Uncle!"
Shelly: "I guess... but he's definitely not a sugar daddy."
Jessica: "Of course not. But he could be your Splenda Uncle!"
by leahylives4ever April 14, 2017
n. A colloquial term for a woman with beautiful, yet tragically fake breasts. Used in exchange for sugar tits for women with breast implants.
Luke: "Hey, have you seen the new boobs on Linda?"
John: "Oh, you mean Splenda Tits?"
"What are you looking at, Splenda tits?"- Mel Gibson
John: "Oh, you mean Splenda Tits?"
"What are you looking at, Splenda tits?"- Mel Gibson
by floydfan91 August 03, 2011