splat

1. she splatted

2. he is so splat
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splat

Similar to the term "shart" except contents consist of more gas and garbage than bowel, in a spray form.

Hearing the noise of this occurance is described as an angry Windex bottle, a forceful breaking wind, a crowd in a hurry, or flu-like sickness.
Get out of my way I have to splat!

Are you almost done in there, I gotta splat woman!

Where is the nearest potter, I have to splat like no other!

I will be ready in a few, just splatting at the moment!

I wake up to splaaaaaat!

If I eat another piece of trash from McDonald's, I am guaranteed to splat!
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Splat

1. One who knows nothing.
2. Technical dupe who can not differentiate smart from sensible.
Splat knows nothing.
Confused, Erroneous, Flawed.
by Anonymous May 23, 2004
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splat

when a fat person falls you will here a splat.
bernard(fat man) fell of the roof and made a splat sound
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The splats

Jeff: That cheerleader may be fat as hell, but she is incredible at doing the splats.
by Meldon October 26, 2009
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Splat

A semi-exclusive emotional and sexual relationship between two ex-partners. 'Semi-exclusiveness' refers to a state where neither splat partner is morally obligated to be faithful but must inform the other partner of any sexual or romantic contact outside of the splat.
Jimmy and Suzy broke up a few months ago but I've been seeing his car at her house a lot so I guess they are in a splat.
by kmb55 May 29, 2010
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Splat

Damn fam you still got the splat?
by Hendrixxdawg January 21, 2018
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